What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?